sam roberts

So, when it's over, then it is over. Then it's over. Then its over. Then is over. Over. O-V-E-R.

Love love love love love love Love LoVe love love love love love love love love love L-O-V-E.

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Even a stopped clock goes backwards twice a day. Even the time forgives you and lets you do it again when the beat is hard and thumping well enough. If you get drunk enough you can go back in time through the river and the water of your eyes grows plants instead of sorrow. Back to the bottle and inside drinking up a wine is when you then join the army because the army is a good place for the dead to find meaning. Lost in tha that it under it. Pick it up it. Joy underneath and new life. So why cry after all. The worst is better than any of it. I will never know you.

So what?

Fat and stupid and lazy. Me. You. Us. Over. No more. Sit alone. Sleep alone. Eat alone. Be alone. Want alone. Sky is alone. Stars are alone. Moon is empty. Full of empty light. This year is the very first full moon new years eve. Ever. Over. Up it it it it. It.

Drum machines keep going because that is the easiest thing for the electrical energy to do because we twist it to conspire in our favour. Simple reduction of motion. A joke. A comic. The news.

Freedom. For the rest of us is there. Hy usld the fraly plesss guy tstis thia athe alksksj in the wongg.

Pnoobuw. Piv hyo wudf ik un gyaqa. By udkj the rqipz jyummm fij tstis thia athe alkhyhl um yjr vemff.

Climb over me. All you needed was a friend.

The Dead

The dead gave their words to us. Precious precious gifts of stories holding the secrets more precious than DNA. We think DNA is more important though. Because we are too stupid to think collectively and believe in the market illusion of the free individual consumer who must have a cause and affect that can be bought and sold. Effect the affect. Seriously, Science is right about everything. Science is right in and of itself because that is what the word "science" means. It means not religion. It means us are better than them. It means not following orders but questioning instead. Questioning the others and never our own self. After all, science is right and hypocrisy is a greasy spoon resaurant in Florida that I will never go to. But if you went there you would feel compelled to tip well. Hypocrite! Hypocritese. Hypothalamus. T.I.P. To Ensure, Prompt, Servility. The E in the Acronym is SILENT. The QUIET words are always too too loud.








Seriously, eriously, seriously, guys, guys, guys, galz?

I'm here today to talk about painted spokes and tensiometers that cost $495, wholesale. Because chainguards and pant protectors and long fenders aren't cool. But painted spokes are. Because we all need anodized chainrings. We will never need a dress guard or where a dress while cycling because cross dressers don't ride bikes and gallery walls are where you pose, not in the gutter where the cars will hit you, slap you around, fill up your lungs with balloons of soot. Happy Birthday on your birthday (that is today) you get a bowl full of soot. In a balloon. Ride a bicycle inside of Wal-mart. Ride it up the walls. Wrap duct tape around the tyres. Put the tape inside out and also outside in. Fix a flat. Stick to a flat wall. Ride your bike hanging from the unfinished ceiling of the Wal-Mart restaurant where they always tip well. The WalTON family is a family business. A Bicycle family business. And they need your gratuity or they cannot continue. 15% now, 20% later. Because of the recession. You must tip more now because people expect that and working less for more is the way to get our economy back on track. This all makes sense
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Smile on your brother now. Thanks Joe for reading! You are my only ever reader, that is super doo. I can write just for you. And the spambots. And the spambots who think I am one of them because what I am writing is just gibberish. Gooberish boobs. Bong.com Search engine Goober it. Just Goober it. Gooooober image serch. Gmail. Goober apps. Bing, Bong, boomn.


I learned to talk because of my anatomy. Love and time and ancestors had nothing to do with it. I am a self made man. History is for perverts. Shopping is for winners. Shopping for what? I don't know but I will find out once they hand me that plastic bag. (bags, actually, would you like those bags double bagged sir, today, may I help you, thanks, did you find everything you were looking for? Did I answer your phone call properly)

Try this, Call Amtrak Express 1-800-377-6914 A melody both happy and sad, built on Victoria's known triads. You enter the room with great caution. The answering machine will pick up and tell you that your call will be answered in under a minute but first some tips. To ENSURE Prompt bowl Supplements. Then wait on hold for 10 minutes. Try it 8AM to 8PM EST. It works every time. At least today.








I am growing up. I get tired and go to bed without wanting to try Chilly Willy or Adrenaline Shots. Maybe I am just boring. And wearing the wrong style of underwear. After all what good is a cooperative house if you can't show off to the young women how virile you are? Really, I meant that, because I am serious about everyhing wot I says. Serious as the techno music that plays forever with a monotonous 4 by 4 beat banging 4 by 4 wood through the drumming on the windsheild autocarskull of the 4x4 SUVee. Blanging. Squish. Crack. Whistle. Woot, Woot. Buy the shoot. Keep the motor humming. Pull the car off road with a rope. The park is all yours, all that green grass for driving.

Why don't people take their cars onto the golf lawn anymore? Really freedom is all about being able to choose. Why are we restricted to golf cars only. I think we all should be able to drive whatever we want to onto the green. It is my perogative. It is my freedom of speech. I think that it is because of the communists in the government taking all my taxes and how they don't even enforce the laws all those other people and here I am simply minding mine own business and trying to drive my hummer onto the public golf course. It is public property and I am a paying member of the tax paying public. I have and off road vehicle I paid for it myself from my sweat and hard work I shouldn't be prevented from just driving it. Where do we live now, Bosnia Hertzegovinia? This isn't some backwards atwater like turkminisELBOWiDilbertistan. The the rest is history. Resting on its lawrels and hardly even speaking to her anymore now that she realised that the mother tongue would never be stuck into that orifice and smacked around the pronographers headshot balls to the wall for now, anyway, because I have my seatbelt on and I responsibly use the smart catalogue to enter the thoughts of the monkies beside me who read nothing is there after all for the sake of my own baby son and grand daughter not yet borned to be a new driver celebrating her newfound forever inalienable right to drive on the golf course where god made men men and free is the only easy way for us to do it now.

Blajesus! Christmaz time Chrrreyestmaz time is heeere. Crucifix trees on the lawn. Burning lights in the nights. Honda!

Bounce That

Yes, this is a human imitation of a robot spam computer and it is convincing you well because you do not have the patience and there is too much information in the human mind spewing forth into the run on sentances that do not bite.



People who believe in Windoze computers... err they use them... have their heads filled up with crap. Just like a synthetic saxaphone solo noise in that great pop song. So much superstition about a computer. 1 and 0 does no longer translate into logic. Keep you penis clean why don't you. Stop fucking with the Bill, you won't get rich no matter how many times you re-install and pay the tax. Me, I re-install due to hardware failure and user error. Often.

Cocky basterds make the best welders. You got to put a lot of heat in and quick. Don't be so precious about it all. Hands out, guns out, represent, now what's happening?

Starting a business is what we all must do. Each and everyone one an independent "Indy" Entrepaneur. Innovation. Creative. ity. AL. Yes, we can do it. Change we can beleive in.

Yes, this is poetry. Do you like it? Art. Art means something. Art is good. It reminds us we are human. Being human is about making art and sharing your dreams. Dreams in the sky. Sky high dreams and all that. Don't read Douglas Coupland's blog because you will just end up shopping at Office Despot. Or Fred Murder. do you know any others? dO yOU?

Yes, I am aware. That is why I capitalise the way I do. That is why I write for the non-existance of readers. Who cares. I do. And because I care, inside, inside my heart - then I cannot be sarcastic. And really that is what matters. To show a care. Give a hoot. If your intentions are pure you can still be a saintly murderer all you like. That is our plan, anyway. That is why I keep shopping at KFC. Because I like it and I don't FEEL fat and anyway, who cares if we treat them that way. Minimum wage is a real law and they have health safety inspectors and SPCA for that. We doooooon't t t n e e e e ddd too warry. wary. WOOOOOOO!!! ! ! !

Apparently James Joyce wrote about a conversation between two washer women. My dad says. I think that's racist. Finnegan's awake! Go cradle him back to sleep.

There is a hurt in the empty soul of a parent. It's raining. Being empty means being full. I saw it in a movie about Buddist Oranges called Zen Noir. It was preachy.

Open your mind too the little children. Then y ou go to wo rk in yo ur car. Forever.

you can see

You can see
There are less stars in the skies now
It's because of all the undiscovered species we are driving to extinction
and some we knew about too
Things are going to get worse
I thought you'd like to know
But I was wrong about that
Now and Real don't mean nearly as much anymore
we could Now have entertainment!
Reality just makes us so much more uncomfortable
but some kind of digital on demand programming
that's the thing
even if it makes us cranky in the morning because we stayed up until 3 am again on youtube
and our relationships with our lovers and children suffer so
and afterwards the emptiness of entertainment leaves us forgetting how we spent the last 5 years so quickly, always busy, never even getting to do the things we use to have some time for
Each star was a person born into the world,
there were millions and billions
there use to be so many more, enough for all of us
but now we have gotten richer so we have less

out in the wilderness that doesn't exist we fly our airplanes and suvs
we look at that photographic sky so deep with
all those stars
how come they are on the grid too?