The Dead

The dead gave their words to us. Precious precious gifts of stories holding the secrets more precious than DNA. We think DNA is more important though. Because we are too stupid to think collectively and believe in the market illusion of the free individual consumer who must have a cause and affect that can be bought and sold. Effect the affect. Seriously, Science is right about everything. Science is right in and of itself because that is what the word "science" means. It means not religion. It means us are better than them. It means not following orders but questioning instead. Questioning the others and never our own self. After all, science is right and hypocrisy is a greasy spoon resaurant in Florida that I will never go to. But if you went there you would feel compelled to tip well. Hypocrite! Hypocritese. Hypothalamus. T.I.P. To Ensure, Prompt, Servility. The E in the Acronym is SILENT. The QUIET words are always too too loud.








Seriously, eriously, seriously, guys, guys, guys, galz?

I'm here today to talk about painted spokes and tensiometers that cost $495, wholesale. Because chainguards and pant protectors and long fenders aren't cool. But painted spokes are. Because we all need anodized chainrings. We will never need a dress guard or where a dress while cycling because cross dressers don't ride bikes and gallery walls are where you pose, not in the gutter where the cars will hit you, slap you around, fill up your lungs with balloons of soot. Happy Birthday on your birthday (that is today) you get a bowl full of soot. In a balloon. Ride a bicycle inside of Wal-mart. Ride it up the walls. Wrap duct tape around the tyres. Put the tape inside out and also outside in. Fix a flat. Stick to a flat wall. Ride your bike hanging from the unfinished ceiling of the Wal-Mart restaurant where they always tip well. The WalTON family is a family business. A Bicycle family business. And they need your gratuity or they cannot continue. 15% now, 20% later. Because of the recession. You must tip more now because people expect that and working less for more is the way to get our economy back on track. This all makes sense
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Smile on your brother now. Thanks Joe for reading! You are my only ever reader, that is super doo. I can write just for you. And the spambots. And the spambots who think I am one of them because what I am writing is just gibberish. Gooberish boobs. Bong.com Search engine Goober it. Just Goober it. Gooooober image serch. Gmail. Goober apps. Bing, Bong, boomn.


I learned to talk because of my anatomy. Love and time and ancestors had nothing to do with it. I am a self made man. History is for perverts. Shopping is for winners. Shopping for what? I don't know but I will find out once they hand me that plastic bag. (bags, actually, would you like those bags double bagged sir, today, may I help you, thanks, did you find everything you were looking for? Did I answer your phone call properly)

Try this, Call Amtrak Express 1-800-377-6914 A melody both happy and sad, built on Victoria's known triads. You enter the room with great caution. The answering machine will pick up and tell you that your call will be answered in under a minute but first some tips. To ENSURE Prompt bowl Supplements. Then wait on hold for 10 minutes. Try it 8AM to 8PM EST. It works every time. At least today.








I am growing up. I get tired and go to bed without wanting to try Chilly Willy or Adrenaline Shots. Maybe I am just boring. And wearing the wrong style of underwear. After all what good is a cooperative house if you can't show off to the young women how virile you are? Really, I meant that, because I am serious about everyhing wot I says. Serious as the techno music that plays forever with a monotonous 4 by 4 beat banging 4 by 4 wood through the drumming on the windsheild autocarskull of the 4x4 SUVee. Blanging. Squish. Crack. Whistle. Woot, Woot. Buy the shoot. Keep the motor humming. Pull the car off road with a rope. The park is all yours, all that green grass for driving.

Why don't people take their cars onto the golf lawn anymore? Really freedom is all about being able to choose. Why are we restricted to golf cars only. I think we all should be able to drive whatever we want to onto the green. It is my perogative. It is my freedom of speech. I think that it is because of the communists in the government taking all my taxes and how they don't even enforce the laws all those other people and here I am simply minding mine own business and trying to drive my hummer onto the public golf course. It is public property and I am a paying member of the tax paying public. I have and off road vehicle I paid for it myself from my sweat and hard work I shouldn't be prevented from just driving it. Where do we live now, Bosnia Hertzegovinia? This isn't some backwards atwater like turkminisELBOWiDilbertistan. The the rest is history. Resting on its lawrels and hardly even speaking to her anymore now that she realised that the mother tongue would never be stuck into that orifice and smacked around the pronographers headshot balls to the wall for now, anyway, because I have my seatbelt on and I responsibly use the smart catalogue to enter the thoughts of the monkies beside me who read nothing is there after all for the sake of my own baby son and grand daughter not yet borned to be a new driver celebrating her newfound forever inalienable right to drive on the golf course where god made men men and free is the only easy way for us to do it now.

Blajesus! Christmaz time Chrrreyestmaz time is heeere. Crucifix trees on the lawn. Burning lights in the nights. Honda!